After an hour of fretting over what I was about to do I finally just ate the sword (seriously I love Cougar Town... funniest show ever!) and made the pants.
20 minutes later...
Yay! I did it!
Of course I didn't do it perfect, but the baby won't care. And if he does it will be a few months before he can say so, hee hee.
This was crazy easy and I need to go to DI and get more sweaters so I can make a ton more!